Welcome to the cheekiest collection of Penis Mugs at Firebox! Why sip your morning brew from a boring old cup when you can have an entire gallery of, well... you know. From subtle patterns that make people look twice to bold designs that leave nothing to the imagination.
£5.39£8.99
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Penis Mug
555Penis Mug
Cowboy Boot Mug
Rootin’ tootin’ sip of the Wild West.
£5.99£9.99
-40%
Cowboy Boot Mug
4.552Cowboy Boot Mug
Cockapoo Mug
Paws and reflect.
£7.79£12.99
-40%
Catnap Lamp
For the purr-fect sleep.
£9.99£19.99
-50%
Llama Pocket Pal Warmer
Pocket-sized Peruvian
£7.19£11.99
-40%
Llama Pocket Pal Warmer
451Llama Pocket Pal Warmer
Killer Carnivorous Grow Kit
Making a murderer
£3.59£5.99
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100 Ways To Eat Cock
It's finger lickin' good
£4.19£6.99
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100 Ways To Eat Cock
551100 Ways To Eat Cock
Condom Socks
Ribbed for your leisure
£6.00£14.99
-60%
Condom Socks
551Condom Socks
Where the Fuck are My Keys?
No, really, where are they?
£4.79£7.99
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Where the Fuck are My Keys?
551Where the Fuck are My Keys?
Attenborough Plant Markers
Your plants are safe. For now…
£7.79£12.99
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Attenborough Plant Markers
551Attenborough Plant Markers
100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out
£5.99£9.99
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100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
552100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
Head Massager
Zen mode: on.
£14.99£24.99
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Head Massager
551Head Massager
Chocolate-Scented Candles
Absolutely scent-sational.
£13.99£19.99
-30%
Microwave Egg Cooker
Boil without the toil.
£8.99£14.99
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Peach Bellini Gin Liqueur
Remix your drinks
£7.19£11.99
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Endless Meowy Christmas Card
The ultimate festive prank
£5.99£9.99
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Endless Meowy Christmas Card
554Endless Meowy Christmas Card
After Dinner Nipples
Tasty post-meal t(r)eat
£4.19£6.99
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Invisi-Puzzle
The solution is crystal clear
£7.19£11.99
-40%
Marshmallow Willies
Chewable Chodes
£3.00£5.99
-50%
Marshmallow Willies
451Marshmallow Willies
NASA Projector
Beam me up!
£12.50£24.99
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Phone Escape Room Game
Puts phone in cage. Locks cage. Sweats.
£12.50£24.99
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Phone Escape Room Game
451Phone Escape Room Game
Guess Poo? Game
A craptivating addition to game night.
£8.99£14.99
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Gay bar soap
There’s no need to feel down (or stinky)
£2.39£3.99
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Gay bar soap
4.552Gay bar soap
Fart Sound Box
Childish? Yes. Hilarious? Also yes.
£5.99£9.99
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Fart Sound Box
552Fart Sound Box
Disco Ball Hanging Planter - Rainbow Edition
Get down with your plant self
£16.99£39.99
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Disco Ball Hanging Planter - Rainbow Edition
552Disco Ball Hanging Planter - Rainbow Edition
Willies White Stone Non Slip Bath Mat
No dicking about
£15.00£29.99
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Drink Drank Drunk Game
Simple and absolutely hilarious.
£8.99£14.99
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Stretched Sausage Dog Rug
A real wiener.
£10.00£24.99
-60%
Axolotl Slippers
Salamander satisfaction.
£13.19£21.99
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You Can't Say Umm Game
Umm… No.
£11.99£19.99
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That's Totally You Game
The only time you can point a finger.
£8.00£19.99
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Candy Grabber
Bring a piece of arcade frustration into your living room.
£24.49£34.99
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Incense House
Home sweet-scented home
£6.00£11.99
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Astro Tayto USB Reading Light
Flying Tater
£11.99£19.99
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Astro Tayto USB Reading Light
551Astro Tayto USB Reading Light
Dark Bath Bombs
Bathe like a goth
£3.50£6.99
-50%
Grow With The Flow - Feline Calm watering spike
Make your plants feel like the cat’s whiskers
£5.99£11.99
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Mini Crystal Ball
Knowledge at your fingertips.
£5.99£9.99
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Hanging Cauldron Oil Burner
Spooks and scents.
£5.99£9.99
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Between Worlds Candle
Light up your world.
£4.00£9.99
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Get The Ick Game
Pick the ickiest ick.
£5.99£9.99
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Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs
Fizzing fantasy floaters
£4.79£7.99
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Llama Lap Warmer
Chilly llap, warm llama
£11.99£19.99
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Novelty Condom Sets
Wrap it up in humour.
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£4.50£8.99
Avocado Pocket Pal Warmer
Avocado toasty
£8.99£11.99
-25%
The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
The rub of the green
£11.19£15.99
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The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
4.554The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
Christmas Tree Train Set
All aboard the festive express.
£20.99£29.99
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Project Yourself Cardboard Projectors
Bring the big screen home
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£9.99£19.99
Project Yourself Cardboard Projectors
551Project Yourself Cardboard Projectors
World's Smallest Turntable
The turns they are a tablin’
£7.19£11.99
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Take Brighter Selfies - Selfie Light
Get lit for less
£3.00£9.99
-70%
Take Brighter Selfies - Selfie Light
351Take Brighter Selfies - Selfie Light
Bat Corkscrew and Bottle Opener
Loves nothing more than hanging out in your basement bat cave.